I Can't Do It Alone

Ladies and gentleman
 Miss Velma Kelly in an act of desperation
 My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop
 My sister and I were headed straight for the top
 My sister and I earned a thou', a week at least
 Oh, yeah
 But my sister is now, unfortunately, deceased
 I know it's sad, of course, but a fact is still a fact
 And now all that remains is the remains
 Of a perfect double act
 Watch this!
 Now you have to imagine it with two people
 It's swell with two people
 First I, then she, then we'd
 But I can't do it alone
 Then she'd, then I'd, then we'd
 But I can't do it alone
 She'd say, what's your sister like?
 I'd say men
 She'd say, you're the cats meow
 Then we'd wow the crowd again
 When she'd go, I'd go, we'd go
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 Then those ding-dong daddies started to roar
 Whistled, stomped, stamped on the floor
 Yelling, screaming, begging for more
 And we'd say, okay fellas, keep your socks up
 'Cause you ain't seen nothing yet
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 But I simply cannot do it alone
 So what'd ya think, huh?
 Come on, you can say
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 I know, you're right, the first part's shit
 But the second part, the second part is really nifty
 Okay
 She'd go, I'd go, we'd go
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 And then those two-bit Johnny's did it up brown
 To cheer the best attraction in town
 They nearly tore the balcony down
 And we'd say, okay boys, we going home
 But before we go, here's a few more partin' shots
 And this, this we did in perfect unison
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 Now, you've see me going through it
 You may think there's nothing to it
 But I simply cannot do it alone