My Flea Has Dogs

My flea has dogs
 He don't know it's wrong
 Oh, my flea has dogs
 My flea has dogs
 He don't know it's wrong
 Oh, my flea has dogs
 Collies, Terriers, Pugs, and Poodles
 The leashes get mixed up like noodles
 He must have about 99
 Afghan long hairs and little Cocker Spaniels
 All of them are named Daisy or Daniel
 And all of them are his, and none are mine
 They yip and yap and howl at the moon
 They bark at midnight, bark at noon
 When they go parading at the mall
 Chihuahuas, Chow, Wales, Canadian Pointers
 All crowd around an obscure their owner
 Sometimes you can't see that flea at all
 My flea has dogs
 He don't know it's wrong
 Oh, my flea has dogs
 My flea has dogs
 He don't know it's wrong
 Oh, my flea has dogs
 Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow
 Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow
 Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow
 Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow
 Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow
 Dotson, Doberman, and Dalmatian
 20 at a time at high rotation
 Imagine all the food that they must eat
 Italian Greyhounds and Irish Setters
 Out in the sunshine or in the wetter weather
 They all come running when they hear my flea
 A flea with dogs, now that's ridiculous
 Even if you were very meticulous
 You couldn't find another bug with mutts
 Sharpei, Shih Tzu, Shiba Inu
 Whippet, Weimaraner two by two
 How did this little flea get all these pups?
 My flea has dogs
 He don't know it's wrong
 Oh, my flea has dogs
 My flea has dogs
 He don't know it's wrong
 Oh, my flea has
 Oh, my flea has
 Oh, my flea has dogs, my flea has dogs
 My little flea has dogs
 Little flea, little dogs, little flea, little dogs