I'm a Nut

I'm an acorn, small and round lying on the cold, cold ground
 Everyone walks over me, that is why I'm cracked you see
 I'm a nut, I'm a nut
 I'm a nut, I'm a nut
 Called myself on the telephone just to hear my golden tone
 Asked me out for a little date, picked me up at half past eight
 I'm a nut, I'm a nut
 I'm a nut, I'm a nut
 Put on special party pants, then I asked myself to dance
 I said no then I said yes, by now I think you have guessed
 I'm a nut, I'm a nut
 I'm a nut, I'm a nut
 Took myself to see a show, wanted candy but said no
 Held my hand and kissed my cheek, made a date to go next week
 I'm a nut, I'm a nut
 I'm a nut, I'm a nut
 Asked myself to marry me, had to take some time to think
 I know that I am the best, called myself and I said yes
 I'm a nut, I'm a nut
 I'm a nut, I'm a nut
 Rainy Sunday feeling bleak, let's play a game of hide and seek
 Searched in the barn, searched in a pit, found myself and said "You're it"
 I'm a nut, I'm a nut
 I'm a nut, I'm a nut
 Got a bike, it's built for two, me and me knew what to do
 I sat in front, I sat in back, got so tired we took a nap
 I'm a nut, I'm a nut
 I'm a nut, I'm a nut
 Gravity has a tiny flaw, one of me on the see-saw
 Lucky I am so crazy, so both of me can see-saw-see
 I'm a nut, I'm a nut
 I'm a nut, I'm a nut
 Left hand, right hand not enough
 This piano's just too tough
 But I have four hands, I can do it
 Solo, no, I'm a duet
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 I'm an acorn, brown and sweet, lying in the middle of the street
 All the cars run over me, so I run back to the big oak tree
 I'm a nut, I'm a nut
 I'm a nut, I'm a nut
 I'm crazy!