You're Moving Out Today

I stayed out late one night and you moved in
 I didn't mind 'cause of the state you were in
 May I remind you that it's been a year since then
 Today the landlady, she said to me (what did she say?)
 Your loony friend just made a pass at me (slap him in the face)
 Perhaps you might enjoy a cottage by the sea
 So pack your toys away
 Your pretty boys away
 Your 45's away
 Your alibis away
 Your Spanish flies away
 Your one-more-tries away
 Your old tie-dyes away
 You're moving out today
 I'm so sorry
 I'm so sorry
 Your nasty habits ain't confined to bed
 The grocer told me what you do with bread (what do you do?)
 Why don't you take up with the baker's wife instead of me? Fool!
 Pack up your rubber duck
 I'd like to wish you luck
 Your funny cigarettes
 Your 61 cassettes
 Pack all your clothes away
 Your rubber hose away
 Your old-day-glos away
 You're moving out today
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 (I hate to do it, I hate to do it)
 (I hate to do it, I hate it, I just can't take it)
 I'm so sorry
 I'm so sorry
 Pack up your dirty looks
 Your songs that have no hooks
 Your stacks of Modern Screen
 Your portrait of the Queen
 Your mangy cat away
 Your baby fat away
 You're headed that-a-way
 You're moving out today
 Pack up your fork and spoon
 Please leave my Lorna Doones
 Your map of Mozambique
 Your water bed that leaks
 La la la la la
 La la la la la la la
 La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
 Can't help it, the girl can't help it
 Can't help it, the girl can't help it
 Can't help it, the girl can't help
 Get out of my house, you dirty
 La la la la la
 La la la la la la la
 La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
 I'm so sorry
 I'm so sorry
 I'm so sorry
 I'm so sorry
 I'm so sorry