Willamania

Each early morning I get up
 Read his column with my coffee cup
 Never, ever start the day without Will
 His wit and wisdom let me see
 All the foibles of this century
 There's no way to start my day without Will
 Just multiply me by the millions
 From Gotham out to 'Frisco Bay
 Those Toms and Dicks and Jacks and Jillians
 Are asking "Hey, did you see what Will said today?"
 He's also king of Hollywood
 Now he stands where Valentino stood
 Biggest movie star by far is our Will
 At any time around the clock
 Lines keep forming all around the block
 Watch them fill the movie till for our Will
 He's got more fans than Shirley Temple
 (He's got more fans than Shirley Temple)
 He beat her out as number one
 (He beat her out as number one)
 He draws more crowds than Aimee Semple
 (He draws more crowds than Aimee Semple)
 The country'd rather do the dance that Will's begun
 Willamania! This dance has swept the nation
 Willamania! Dance of communication
 Black bottom Charleston, you have seen your last days
 So scratch your skull, tilt your head, and do the new craze. We call it
 Willamania!
 It's intercontinental!
 Will sure gets around!
 The shimshamshimmy's now a dance that's been had
 So nap your gum, twang your voice and do the new fad
 
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 Those drums and smoke were long ago
 Now today we use the radio
 Once a week can't end my day without Will
 Rush home so I won't get there late
 Cause I've got this very special date
 Once a week the night belongs to my Will
 By means of coast to coastal network
 His words go floating ev'rywhere
 Each fam'ly hopes to make its set work
 So they can say, "D'ja hear what Will said on the air?"
 (Did you hear what Will said on the air?
 Did you hear what Will said on the air?
 Did you hear, did you hear, did you hear, did you hear?
 Did you hear what Will said on the air?)
 Willamania! This dance has swept the nation
 Willamania! Dance of communication
 The flapper, city slicker, farmhand and rube
 Connected by signals from the vacuum tube
 Willamania! He's also hit the White House
 Will sure gets around
 He talks up ev'rywhere, and tells us what's what
 A movie star, Ziegfield star, he's hotter than hot
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 Willamania! From Cal to Pennsylvania!
 Willamania! Willamania!
 
 Scratch your skull, twang your voice
 Snap your gum for the people's choice-
 Brand new sage for a brand new age
 He makes our spirits climb
 It's Willamania time!
 Here's our Will!