Let Me Be Surprised

Welcome to doing whatever you wish
 Eating whenever you please.
 To a constant different climate, we keep it 73 degrees
 Welcome to being dead .
 I was double crossed by a dirty rat
 Actually this rat was a dog but his car ran me down
 I just blew out of jail, I just got back to town
 Hey, this is hard to explain
 May I speak to your Superior? Cause I don't want to die!
 Welcome to doing what every you wish
 Laughing and singing all day
 I need Brazil, the throb, the thrill
 I've never been there, but someday I will
 Adventure and danger, love from a stranger
 Let me be surprised
 Today there's sun, they said there'd be snow
 When all said and done, it's fun not to know
 What keeps my heart humming
 Is guessing what's coming
 Let me be surprised
 Oh, ain't it great
 When fate lets you wait
 The world seems mirthless
 You feel worthless
 And suddenly there's a big
 Bone on your plate
 Oh, Charlie, please remember
 Down there's a world of used cars
 And singles bars, broken dreams
 And out of reach stars
 But it isn't over, not for this rover
 I don't like to steal, but I don't buy this deal
 In 'bout three seconds, she will have realized
 And she's gonna be
 Wait'll you see
 She's gonna be
 Surprised!