selfie#theinternetisforever

Let's all sing together, the internet is forever
 Here we go
 The internet is forever (and ever)
 (The internet is forever)
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 You're grandmother's in an open casket
 You're in a suit and shades
 You take your iPhone out and you snap it
 Hashtag sad day
 You oughta be ashamed
 Posing in the bathroom mirror
 In a snippy little two piece
 In the background there's a toddler crying on the toilet seat
 You oughta be ashamed
 Of your selfie
 Now why you gotta go and tweet it?
 When you really oughta just delete it
 Now we all wanna unsee it, but we can't
 You oughta be ashamed, but you're not
 Spring breakin' in Daytona
 Middle of a keg stand
 It's all fun and games 'til your daddy (the internet is forever)
 Follows you on Instagram
 You oughta be ashamed
 That's right
 Of your selfie (the internet is forever)
 You oughta take that stick and break it in half
 Show a little sense, show a little class
 You took it of your face, but you know you're really showing your ass
 Go on and take one at the Grand Canyon (the internet is forever)
 Or if you get to meet Ringo Starr
 But if you're texting some girl you just met
 Pictures of your little Brett Favre
 You oughta be ashamed
 Of your selfie (the internet is forever)
 You oughta be ashamed
 Of your selfie (the internet is forever)
 Let's all sing together, the internet is forever
 Come on you oughta know better
 The internet is forever
 Making out with your professor
 The internet is forever
 Naked with an Irish setter
 The internet is forever
 Smoking in your third trimester
 The internet is forever
 He said his name was Heather
 The internet is forever
 Can that T-shirt get any wetter?
 The internet is forever
 Where the hell d'you get that sweater?
 The internet is forever
 Amen