Joey

Joey's in the bathroom feeling kind of woozy
 Wondering if he'll ever make another shitty movie
 Writers all alike in extreme dislike
 Critically ashamed he should have set it on the post step
 He's looking at his life, he's checking it twice
 Wondering what it's worth
 His insurance has a million
 And he says can he kill me, he'd give half to her
 Don't be fooled by him
 He's not really dead
 Don't be fooled by him
 He's a hypocrite
 News of his death circulating on
 Syndicated broadcast television
 Commemorating work of the late great hero
 All hail Joey, the movie-maker zero
 He's so great he's always in style
 Cashmere sweaters and boots of crocodile
 He's out on a limb, avant-garde
 Maybe just a little skinny, but hey who's not
 He's thinking late at night
 He's going over it twice
 Maybe he's the one who people really like
 Should he come back from the dead
 No she said, The IRS would have their heads
 Don't be fooled by him
 He's not really dead
 Don't be fooled by him
 He's a hypocrite
 She's trying to stay away
 With the 500K
 Don't try helping them
 They won't go down again
 He said it won't be easy some days
 With not a cent, not a nickel to his name
 He's trying so hard to do the right thing
 And all these people after him
 Taxi baiting, emulating, cast a blanket on his lady's bed
 Don't be fooled by him
 He's not really dead
 Don't be fooled by him
 He's a hypocrite
 Don't be fooled by him
 He's not really dead
 Don't be fooled by him
 He's a hypocrite