Happy to Keep His Dinner Warm

New Rochelle, New Rochelle
 That's the place where the mansion will be
 For me and the darling bright young man
 I've picked out for marrying me
 He'll do well, I can tell
 So it isn't a moment too soon
 To plan on my life in New Rochelle
 The wife of my darling tycoon
 Honey, you'll be in New Rochelle
 Your darling tycoon will be here in the office
 The future Mrs. Finch is in for some lonely nights
 Smitty, I'm prepared for exactly that sort of thing!
 I'll be so happy to keep his dinner warm
 While he goes onward and upward
 Happy to keep his dinner warm
 Till he comes wearily home from downtown
 I'll be there waiting until his mind is clear
 While he looks through me, right through me
 Waiting to say, "Good evening, dear
 I'm pregnant. What's new with you from downtown?"
 Oh, to be loved by a man I respect
 To bask in the glow of his perfectly understandable neglect
 Oh, to belong in the aura of his frown
 Darling busy frown
 Such heaven
 Wearing the wifely uniform
 While he goes onward and upward
 Happy to keep his dinner warm
 Till he comes wearily home from downtown