Excuse me bartender got a lighter I could borrow?
And while you're at it, crack a bottle
Let me wallow in my sorrow
I can't stop it once I start, so
I should probably quit
I know it's hard though
I should probably call in sick tomorrow
But
I don't think there's any drivers headed uptown
No way I'll catch a bus now
You, let me get a bust down
Before I go inside and talk to shorty with her bust out
Bust out with some corny pick-up line before she shuts down
But just now
Someone talkin shit got kicked the fuck out
Undercovers raided and those underages snuck out
So if you want the run down
Come inside and join me just for one round
Somehow I'ma try to skip this come down
See every damn night
We do the same things
Same shit, different toilet
Same people, same name
Everybody getting high on the same thing
Focused on just gettin by tryna maintain
Every damn night
We do the same things
Same shit, different toilet
Same people, same name
Everybody getting high on the same thing
Focused on just gettin by tryna maintain
Every damn night
We do the same things
Same shit, different toilet
Same people, same name
Everybody getting high on the same thing
Focused on just gettin by tryna maintain
See over there that's Mikey
And next to Mikey's Steven
And Steven's always cheatin on his wifey on the weekend
And every single evening
He's drinking uncontrollably
And sniffing lines, tweaking
Think he's going off the deep end
But actually he's no so bad if you should get to speaking
Underneath it all he's harmless he's just got some inner demons
And maybe that's the reason
Why these kid's taking prescription pills
Dying prematurely's like tradition
Addiction kills
But here's a twenty
Why don't you go get some bills
Put somethin on the jukebox for them bitches in the six inch heels
And after that, we can take a toke of piff
I got a pack of Parliaments in case you wanna smoke a grip
Besides, I can't stand when CNN's on
Cause every time Obama's on somebody drops an n-bomb
That's dead wrong
Said the waitress drinking cabernet
This might be absurd to you
To me it's just a Saturday
See every damn night
We do the same things
Same shit, different toilet
Same people, same name
Everybody getting high on the same thing
Focused on just gettin by tryna maintain
Every damn night
We do the same things
Same shit, different toilet
Same people, same name
Everybody getting high on the same thing
Focused on just gettin by tryna maintain
Every damn night
We do the same things
Same shit, different toilet
Same people, same name
Everybody getting high on the same thing
Focused on just gettin by tryna maintain
Last call, light's flickering
I can see these ladies whispering
I'm throwing lines out like a fisherman
Pardon me for eavesdropping
Silly me for listening
(That's okay)
How you doing? Won't you introduce me to your sister's friend?
(This is Jennifer)
You're from out of town, visiting from Michigan?
(Uh uh)
Coulda swore I saw you at my cousin Chris's christening
(Mmm, I don't think so)
Maybe it was on the beach, sun tan glistening
(Mmm, maybe)
You a real bad girl and you could use some discipline
(You so stupid)
Haha. So won't you come let me take care of that
Fuck you're boyfriend over there, I'm a god compared to that
(Why you keep looking at him!)
Well if he's gonna stare at me, I'm staring back
That's when I blew it
Yo what the fuck you staring at?
(What the fuck YOU staring at?)
What?
(You looking at my girl)
Okay
(Babe, calm down, it's nothing like that)
We're having a conversation
(Take it easy)
Me and her are talking
(Stop)
(Yo take it easy guys)
So that's you're girlfriend, so what?
(You need to calm down, you need to stop)
I don't give a fuck
(You guys need to relax man)
What are you gonna do?
(Are either of you listening to me?)
What are you gonna do about it?
(You guys need to calm the fuck down man)
Yeah that's what I thought
(It's last call anyway, you shouldn't even be here)
Do not put you're fucking hands on me
Get the fuck off me man
(Stop it!)
Alright so let's go outside
(You wanna go outside, we'll go outside)
Me and you
Fuck off me
(Babe let's go
Babe, let's go)
(You guys gotta get the fuck out
I swear to God
Or I'll fucking kick you both out myself man
Not in my bar man
It's last call
You shouldn't even be in here
God damn)