Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?

Why is everbody always pickin' on me?
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 The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor
 He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
 The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me
 I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie
 What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son
 He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey all in one
 To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'
 I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin'
 But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
 Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
 But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
 Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
 But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
 Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
 But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
 Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby
 Why's everbody always pickin' on me?
 Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali
 I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you
 So back me up Bill yea and you're ugly too
 So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese
 Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti jeans
 And my mirror never lies but it always verifies
 I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie
 You compare me to a Monchichi but I don't understand
 Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the Elephant Man
 And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first
 But at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse
 About as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink
 And that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink
 I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total retard
 It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged
 But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
 Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties
 But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
 Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee
 But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
 Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady
 But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
 You took your mom to the prom but still got lucky
 Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased
 And he breaks into the Professor's lab and makes some LSD
 Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper's brains then beats Ginger with coconuts
 As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hut
 Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan they he should of let him be
 And like a postal clerk I'll go beserk if you don't stop teasing me
 See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
 Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
 The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
 The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
 The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
 The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
 The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
 The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
 The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
 The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
 But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
 Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
 But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
 Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
 But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
 Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
 But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
 Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby
 But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
 Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties
 But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
 Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee
 But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
 Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady
 But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
 Cause no one likes you monkey boy.