American Bitches

Raise your hand if you like American bitches
 Locked in girl on girl kisses
 Well, I do
 You're just mad you can't score American bitches
 So you're blowing up shit, which
 Just goes to prove
 That eighteen year old bombs are dynamite
 Yes, eighteen year old bombs are dynamite
 (What kind of a man sits Indian style?)
 Camping with your bros, as your playoff beard grows
 Ain't gonna get your wack ass laid
 Camping with your bros, as your playoff beard grows
 Ain't gonna get your wack ass laid
 Trust me holmes, you would kill for American bitches
 And the freedom of tits if
 You only knew, who-hoo
 That eighteen year old bombs are dynamite
 Yes, eighteen year old bombs are dynamite
 (What kind of a man sits Indian style?)
 Camping with your bros, as your playoff beard grows
 Ain't gonna get your wack ass laid
 Camping with your bros, as your playoff beard grows
 Ain't gonna get your wack ass laid
 Come to Infidelphia
 And fall in love with the unholy
 My boy knows this stripper that looks just like Angelina Jolie
 Just
 Don't bring up
 What that club
 You belong to does...
 Dungeons & Dragons
 Camping with your bros, as your playoff beard grows
 Ain't gonna get your wack ass laid
 Camping with your bros, as your playoff beard grows
 Ain't gonna get your wack ass laid
 Where I come from bras are booby traps
 And soft targets have a bikini wax
 Where I come from bras are booby traps
 And soft targets have a bikini wax
 Where I come from bras are booby traps
 And soft targets have a bikini wax
 Where I come from bras are booby traps
 And soft targets have a bikini wax