We Are the Knuckleheads

Who's the knuckleheads?
 We are the knuckleheads
 Who's the knuckleheads?
 We are the knuckleheads
 Who's the knuckleheads?
 We are the knuckleheads
 Who's the knuckleheads?
 We're the knuckleheads
 If you would be the peanut butter then I would play the jelly
 I'll peel apart your bread and then I'll penetrate your belly
 Your blood stains mighty bad I wash it off with Coast
 Now I'll take my jelly and spread it on your toast
 No one rhymes faster the mic is my blaster
 So grasp some Shasta the mighty mic master
 Givin' ya communion with your lips on my cup
 Pump pump pump pump me up
 Now if you're the waterboy then I'm the heavyweight contender
 I'm gonna mix you all up like a Black and Decker blender
 If you would be the Telstar then I'd have to be Defender
 I'll be out in just four weeks I was a first offender
 You're a dumb ass stupid Vera and I'm the one that Flo calls Mel
 Puttin' holes right through your body like Harvey Keitel
 You're a broken down Big Wheel I'm a banana-seated Schwinn
 Take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in
 I'm a Lego Eggo maniac I'm stickier than some Fun Tak
 Trip to the store and get another six pack
 Bomb droppin' like at Ground Zero
 Like Colonel Klink is gettin' fucked by Hogan's Heroes
 Oh eenie meanie miney moe ya took your shot ya missed
 I wasn't a good boy this year I'm not on Santa's list
 I gave your girl some sausage and then I slit your wrists
 Now I'll take your ass out like my name was Burgess Meredith
 Who's the knuckleheads?
 We are the knuckleheads
 Who's the knuckleheads?
 We are the knuckleheads
 Who's the knuckleheads?
 We are the knuckleheads
 Who's the knuckleheads?
 We're the knuckleheads
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 Fast fast quick Bic light ass when ya pass gas
 You threw it like a girl that's why ya got picked last
 And Mr. Easy Does It never did it now did he
 Jesus is coming so look busy
 And you and your chumps are gonna get your lumps
 I got The Goose That Laid The Golden Egg ya got goosebumps
 'Cause I'm black y'all it's a fact y'all
 And if ya try to take what's mine I'll take it back y'all
 I wish all skinheads smelled like Mr. Clean
 And that girl from Jersey really was nineteen
 'Cause the whole damn world would be peachy keen
 With Rip Taylor on the cover of every magazine
 So go Rip Rip Rip Taylor
 Rip Rip Rip Taylor
 Rip Taylor Rip Taylor
 Your girlfriend we nailed her
 My mom's got opposable thumbs
 Your mom's Weezie Jefferson
 I'd rather eat fresh heiny chow
 And I ain't crazy about no God damn butthole no how
 Batter roll and whip ya like a fuckin' cannoli
 If Satan had a hockey team then I'd be the goalie
 'Cause we're dumber than driftwood dumber than your mama
 Dumber than a supermodel dumber than Kwanzaa
 Who's the knuckleheads?
 We are the knuckleheads
 Who's the knuckleheads?
 We are the knuckleheads
 Who's the knuckleheads?
 We are the knuckleheads
 Who's the knuckleheads?
 We're the knuckleheads
 Who's the knuckleheads?
 We are the knuckleheads
 Who's the knuckleheads?
 We are the knuckleheads
 Who's the knuckleheads?
 We are the knuckleheads
 Who's the knuckleheads?
 We're the knuckleheads
 Who's the knuckleheads?
 We are the knuckleheads
 Who's the knuckleheads?
 We are the knuckleheads
 Who's the knuckleheads?
 We are the knuckleheads
 Who's the knuckleheads?
 We're the knuckleheads
 Who's the knuckleheads?
 We are the knuckleheads
 Who's the knuckleheads?
 We are the knuckleheads
 Who's the knuckleheads?
 We are the knuckleheads
 Who's the knuckleheads?
 We're the knuckleheads