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(Different Voice than from Use Your Fingers)
 Soon to be released on world famous Cheese Factory Records.
 (Singing) Take the good, take the bad, take the gold and there you have
 Facts of life, the facts of life
 The obnoxious model-beating lead vocalist of a certain
 chart-topping heavy metal glam-rock band, although he can't be
 named for legal reasons, he sings your favorite mid-80's TV theme songs.
 (Singing in the background) Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum
 What might be right for you, might not be right for some
 (Singing) Different strokes, different strokes to the world
 Including that irresitable ditty.
 (Singing) Charles in charge, of our days, and our nights
 Available exclusively on Cheese Factory Records.