Rang Dang

So set your phasers on kill if ya will so catch the feelin'
 Got your head a pumpin' a back and forth until it hits the ceilin'
 Now I'm wheelin' dealin' stealin' Johnny's apple seeds
 Slapped you with a baseball bat upside the head until it bleeds
 Showin' no mercy step like Solomon Grundy
 Hit ya with a table leg like I was Ted Bundy
 I bludgeoned you you're bloodied you think it's kind of funny
 First I'll take your money and then I'll swipe your honey
 Dip slip to the A.M. what is that you're sayin'?
 You think you start prayin' it's not a game you're playin'
 Pump one pump two listen to the shotgun blast
 I'll blast that sorry ass when you're all outta gas
 I freak like cerebral pals I'll get inside your drawers
 For alarm there is no cause I funk like Lou Rawls
 Basco Roscoe P. Cotrane
 I wish I had a membrane so that I could go insane
 Red Light Green Light you know I always win this game
 You can be my gingerbread and I'll be your candy cane
 Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
 Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
 Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
 You might say no but I hope you mean maybe
 Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
 Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
 Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
 You might say no but I hope you mean maybe
 No chance in hell but I could tell you crave me
 Frisky from the whiskey and the thrills you gave me
 Taste great but less filling so thrilling
 Come unannounced like automatic billing
 And you can't do nothin' as I push your buttons
 When I talk you're gonna listen like I'm E.F. Hutton
 Like Lionel Richie up All Night Long
 Jimmy Pop don't do nobody wrong
 Stop flop flip and flop
 Panties drop now I'm on top
 So Wiggle It just a little bit
 I won't kiss your ass to get a piece of it
 You said you wanted to do it now you're comin' around to it
 I'm the one that sowed the seed but you're the one that grew it
 Take it blow by blow like Reginald Denny
 I do it all the time how many?
 Many Frauleins I'm comin' again like Jesus
 And when I resurrect I'll be damned if I don't please ya
 Our Jimmy Pop that art in hell hear it
 Fill me with your Holy Spirit
 Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
 Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
 Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
 You might say no but I hope you mean maybe
 Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
 Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
 Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
 You might say no but I hope you mean maybe
 Eenie meanie miney moe
 Which of you girls will be my ho?
 Cross your fingers grit your teeth
 'Cause the Bloodhound Gang makes holes in beef
 We make holes in beef
 We make holes in beef
 We make holes in beef
 We make holes in beef
 So watch your back straight to the attack
 I'll spin you around like your name was Pat Sajak
 Tag your ass out and no tag backs
 You psycho nymphomaniac
 Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
 Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
 Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
 You might say no but I hope you mean maybe
 Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
 Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
 Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
 You might say no but I hope you mean maybe
 Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
 Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
 Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
 You might say no but I hope you mean maybe
 Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
 Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
 Rang dang diddle la dang a dang baby
 You might say no but I hope you mean maybe