Legend In My Spare Time

Ashes to ashes and funks to funky
 Daddy Long Legs is a mean ass honky
 And Jimmy Pop ain't no heiny hobbit gaybe
 Ain't no big meaty chunks in my thick brown gravy
 'Cause I'm the Loch Ness the Loch Ness the Loch Ness Monster
 Jerry's Kids are knockin' at my door could you be a sponsor?
 Tiny Bubbles in my tub pull my finger Lawrence Welk
 If you wanna look like Rocky Dennis better drink your milk
 When I'm feeling oriental I gotta rub my chin
 Gonna hold my water in like I'm Gunga Din
 So have a taste of my bass 'cause the girlies got smiles
 You're gettin' on my case like The Rockford Files
 Crazy Eddie in the slammer 'cause he's givin' it all away
 John Boy in the barn with a horse in the hay
 No rhyme no reason no job no class
 And we don't go near the ghetto 'cause they'd shoot our ass
 Go go yeah yeah huh what?
 I'm a legend in my spare time
 Go go yeah yeah huh what?
 I'm a legend in my spare time
 Go go yeah yeah huh what?
 I'm a legend in my spare time
 Go go yeah yeah huh what?
 I'm a legend in my spare time
 If you ain't ever been to the suburbs, don't you ever come to the suburbs,
 'cause you wouldn't understand the suburbs.
 'Cause I'm a huskin' a huskin' a huskin' your corn
 I'm as deep as the plot to a gay porn
 So uh-oh Spaghettios I forgot to hide away the body
 I know that she's a hottie but damn that girl could party
 So come to me mama it ain't no crime
 I'm the skilled love doctor growlin' What's your sign?
 I did the Flaming Waffle with Ho Chi Minh
 Your girl's a dollar bill we don't know where she's been
 J.F.K.'s head is a puzzle and your woman needs a muzzle
 Barbara Eden in the bottle and now I'm gonna guzzle
 You're too what? shy shy huh what?
 Hush hush yeah I knew why
 'Cause we're playin' the Palladium you can't get on Star Search
 Daddy Legs standin' tall he can do the funky lurch
 And Jimmy Jimmy Pop is short for Jimmy Jimmy Popular
 You know I know you know you're not the tough guy that I thought you were
 Go go yeah yeah huh what?
 I'm a legend in my spare time
 Go go yeah yeah huh what?
 I'm a legend in my spare time
 Go go yeah yeah huh what?
 I'm a legend in my spare time
 Go go yeah yeah huh what?
 I'm a legend in my spare time
 'Cause I wop bop a loo bop
 Ha cha cha chatch
 Come lick my balls
 Viva la my crotch
 'Cause your daddy thinks I'm lazy your mama thinks I'm crazy
 But neither of them know that you are carryin' my baby
 And I'm the Amos I'm the Andy I'm the sticky Aunt Jemammy
 I gave you mouth to mouth like Resuscitation Annie
 It takes two of us to do this like Dean Martin Jerry Lewis
 And your throat is swollen gloryholin' ya blew us
 George Burns' pacemaker beats steady slow and low
 That's why we got more hits then a dealer at a Dead show
 Go go yeah yeah huh what?
 I'm a legend in my spare time
 Go go yeah yeah huh what?
 I'm a legend in my spare time
 Go go yeah yeah huh what?
 I'm a legend in my spare time
 Go go yeah yeah huh what?
 I'm a legend in my spare time
 Go go yeah yeah huh what?
 I'm a legend in my spare time
 Go go yeah yeah huh what?
 I'm a legend in my spare time
 Go go yeah yeah huh what?
 I'm a legend in my spare time
 Go go yeah yeah huh what?
 I'm a legend in my spare time