Storybook Life

Said to myself
 I'm the man
 Got a pocket
 Full of money
 Certs in my mouth
 In case my breath
 Gets kinda funky
 Saw a hottie
 Staring right at me
 She kinda looks
 Like the chick
 Who did the video
 With Tommy Lee
 Oh man is she
 Coming over
 I gotta get this show
 On the road
 Yea Yea Yea
 She said
 Where have I
 Seen you before
 If you didn't like
 That one wel
 I got about 20 more
 I need a mack
 Diggedy daddy
 Take me out
 In his caddy
 We can kick it
 Til the briggedy
 Briggedy break of dawn"
 I said It sounds like fun
 But I ain't widdit
 But if you're a good boy
 I just might let you uhh-ummm
 I said hold my hand
 Because I ain't about the
 Wham bam thank you ma'am
 I hope ya understand that
 I don't want
 Britney tonight
 And Salma
 Yea she's alright
 And I've seen Buffy
 And she don't slay me
 Cause baby you're
 Just the type
 Stay up and talk
 To all night
 Would you be
 The star in my
 Storybook life
 My storybook life
 I drove her home
 And she was feeling
 Kinda frisky
 I told her nighty night
 And then she asked
 If she could kiss me
 She said
 Don't you wanna
 Spend the night
 And then she
 Bit me on the ear
 I felt like I was
 In a Tyson fight
 Oh God she's losing
 Control now
 So I said
 I just want
 Someone to hold
 Yea Yea Yyea
 Mariah she ain't for me
 That brunette on V.I.P.
 She don't hold
 A candle to you
 Cause baby you're
 Just the type
 Stay up and
 Talk to all night
 Would you be
 The star in my
 Storybook life
 Baby you're just the type
 I can talk to all night
 Be the star
 In my storybook life
 Sabrina, Felicity
 Meg Ryan
 I won't lose sleep
 You can keep
 Your Halle Berry
 Cause baby you're
 Just the type
 For this show Mrs. Right
 You can be the star
 In my storybook life
 In my storybook life
 This is my storybook life