Girl In A Box

I've got a girl in a box,
 Keep her under my bed, it sure must get hot in the summertime.
 I get her out when there's nothing else to do.
 When there's nothing on TV, when I can't see you.
 Wife don't mind if I give her a child.
 My wife don't mind, she thinks it's pretty wild.
 I've got this girl in a box, I got a girl in a box.
 I'll keep her 'till the day,
 I'll keep her 'till the day,
 I'll keep her 'till the day that I die
 And I hope I die in the nighttime
 With my TV on and a beer in my hand and you by my side.
 I got a girl in a box,
 We play games, I'm anything I'm not,
 But I wanna' be, yeah, I wanna be.
 She'll be a slut, or a dirty little whore
 Or the girl next door or my bride instead
 Or I'll cut off her head,
 If I want to, yeah, I want to.
 I'll keep her 'till the day,
 I'll keep her 'till the day,
 I'll keep her 'till the day that I die.
 I've got a girl in a box.
 I've got a girl in a box.