Oy! Looks like there's gonna be trouble!
Oooh-ee! He don't know who he's messin' with!
Ah-ah!
Ladies! Gentlemen! And those who have yet to make up your minds!
In this corner, lean and brown
Weighing in in a gold lamé gown, yuh yuh
In this corner, here tonight!
In the cradle of a bright white light
Hit him in his big mouth!
Hit him in his insecurity, yeah!
Hit him off his high horse!
Hit him so everyone can see
Yeah
Who do you think you are?
Coming out of town looking like
A penny sardine on a five star plate
You better watch your back!
In this corner, heavy weight
Breathing heavy like a buttermilk cake
Can a real man ever confess
He was beaten by a guy in a dress?
Ooh, hit him in the lipstick!
Hit him in his femininity, yeah!
Hit him of his high heel!
Hit him in the cheek
And send him back to London-Town!
Sequined freak
Oooh, you are gonna get slapped, slapped, slapped!
Alright, alright, alright, listen up, you two
I want a clean, fair, but artfully performed fight
I don't want to see any blows below the belt, or any hairs out of place
Ooh, hang on darling, you've got a tick of lipstick on ya' teeth
Alright then! Get to your corners and come out fighting!
He ain't half the man Don is!
Uh, you can say that again
In this corner, wow the crowd
Take him down and make us ladies proud
In this corner, dominate!
Set her up, so we can set her straight
Round one!
Hit him in his big mouth!
Hit him in his insecurity, yeah!
Hit him off his high horse!
Hit him so everyone can see, ooh yeah!
Back to your corners, you beasts!
Care for a grasshopper, darling? It'll keep you bouncy!
If you finish him off fast, we can still get kimchi at the Korean's!
So you got a good shot, but don't get cocky!
I am pretty as Ali and tough us Rocky!
If you're lucky I might let you off easy
Don, you know I get excited when you tease me
What's the matter, Don, you look a little pale
I feel like a hammer!
I feel like a nail!
Come on, Don, knock him black and blue!
Here comes an uppercut, a left hook, and a pirouette too!
Round two!
Hit him in his big mouth!
Hit him in his insecurity, yeah!
Hit him off his high horse!
Hit him so everyone can, everyone can, everyone can...!
Un! Deux! Trois!
You hit him off his high horse!
Don really let that big fist fly, yeah!
He hit him with his brute force!
Now he can hold his head up
High
High
High
Now he can hold his head up high!