Beauty School Dropout

Your story sad to tell
 A teenage ne'er do well
 Most mixed up non-delinquent on the block
 your futures so unclear now
 what's left of your career now
 can't even get a trade in on your smile
 beauty school dropout
 no graduation day for you
 beauty school dropout
 missed your mid-terms and flunked shampoo
 well at least you could have taken time,
 to wash and clean your clothes up
 after spending all that dough,
 to have the doctor fix your nose up
 better get movin
 why keep your feeble hopes alive
 what are you provin
 you've got the dream but not the drive
 if you go for your diploma you could join the steno pool
 turn in your teasin' comb and go back to high school
 beauty school dropout
 hanging around the corner store
 beauty school dropout
 it's about time you knew the score
 well they couldn't teach you anything
 you think you're such a looker
 but no customer will go to you
 unless she was a hooker
 baby don't sweat it
 you're not cut out to hold a job
 better forget it
 who wants their hair done by a slob
 now your bangs are curled your lashes twirled,
 but still the world is cruel
 wipe off that angel face and go back to high school
 baby don't blow it
 don't put my good advice to shame
 baby you know it
 even dear Abby'd say the same
 now I've called the shot,
 get off the pot, I really gotta fly
 gotta be going to that malt shop in the sky
 beauty school dropout (beauty school dropout)
 go back to high school
 beauty school dropout (beauty school dropout)
 go back to high school
 beauty school dropout (beauty school dropout)
 go back to high school