Wish You Were Gay (feat. Sean O'Hagan)

Baby, I don't feel so good
 Six words you never understood
 I'll never let you go
 Five words you'll never say, ooh
 I laugh along like nothing's wrong
 Four days has never felt so long
 If three's a crowd and two was us
 One slipped away
 I just wanna make you feel okay
 But all you do is look the other way
 
 I can't tell you how much I wish I didn't wanna stay
 I just kinda wish you were gay
 Is there a reason we're not through?
 Is there a twelve step just for you?
 Our conversation's all in blue
 Eleven "heys" (hey, hey, hey, hey)
 Ten fingers tearing out my hair
 Nine times you never made it there
 I ate alone at seven, you were six minutes away
 How am I supposed to make you feel okay
 When all you do is turn in love the other way?
 
 I can't tell you how much I wish I didn't wanna stay
 I just kinda wish you were gay
 To spare my pride
 To give your lack of interest an explanation
 Don't say, I'm not your type
 Just say that I'm not your preferred sexual orientation
 I'm so selfish (yeah, yeah, yeah, selfish)
 But you make me feel so helpless,
 And I can't stand another day
 Stand another day
 I just wanna make you feel okay
 But all you do is look the other way
 I can't tell you how much I wish I didn't wanna stay
 I just kinda wish you were gay
 I just kinda wish you were gay
 I just kinda wish you were gay