Filthy Rich

{Oh step right up, ladies an' gentleman
 An see the big black rapping cowboy
 An' take a peek at the original cowboy
 Stevie Wonder}
 {Oh grab yourself a quarter
 An' come see the world's only two foot [Incomprehensible]
 We've got free popcorn an' balloons for the kids
 Come on down}
 Everybody's tryin' to get filthy rich
 Off of somebody else's money
 Grandma worked her whole life
 Sewin' at a shirt factory
 She was savin' for retirement
 She had 'em take a little out every week
 But then a big man up in a high rise
 He cashed in his options and run
 Well, he took all her money and buddy that ain't funny
 Now Granny's work will never be done
 'Cause everybody's tryin' to get filthy rich
 Off of somebody else's money
 Hey, me and my friends, we were talkin' 'bout that
 Ole Freddy, Bill and Sonny
 And how with all my brains and all your cash
 We can make a million, you can bet your ass
 Everybody's tryin' to get filthy rich
 Off of somebody else's money
 I saw a preacher on the TV
 With big diamond rings on his hand
 He was beggin' for some money
 He said to send us every penny you can
 I guess the good Lord's got a mortgage
 And a payment on a yacht in the Keys
 So we better keep sendin' our hard earned livin'
 To those God-fearin' folks on TV
 'Cause everybody's tryin' to get filthy rich
 Off of somebody else's money
 Hey, me and my friends, we were talkin' 'bout that
 Ole Freddy, Bill and Sonny
 And how with all my brains and all your cash
 We can make a million, you can bet your ass
 Everybody's tryin' to get filthy rich
 Off of someone else's money
 Oh, it's Max on the sax
 Hey, hey, hey
 Yeah, with all my brains and all your cash
 We can make a million, you can bet your ass
 Everybody's tryin' to get filthy rich
 Off of someone else's money
 Everybody's tryin' to get big and rich
 Off of someone else's money