Princess

I start my day with a breakfast of bologna
 Then I'm ridin round the kingdom on my electric pink pony
 Keeping a lookout in every direction
 I'm in charge of my kingdom's personal protection
 The collection of jewels alone will impress
 No stress, though, no one will mess—not with this princess
 Just 'cause i'm cute and my dress has frills
 Doesn't mean i can't be dangerous—hey, i got skills
 I'M A PRINCESS!
 WATCH OUT, BAD GUYS
 I'M THE PRINCESS
 IN MY ELECTRIC PINK DRESS
 I ALSO LIKE BUTTERFLIES
 Tea time!
 Everyone's excited
 Sit down,
 Have some cookies and some tea,
 You're invited.
 Like the flowers?
 They're called morning glories
 Hey—that reminds me of a story
 A long time ago a dragon came to town
 Everybody got scared; They said, "take the dragon down!"
 That didn't seem right, to slay a dragon
 So i tamed the dragon! Now the dragon pulls my wagon!
 Do ya like her? She's so cute, eh?
 Her name's Morning Glory.
 I'M A PRINCESS!
 I'M NOT SCARED OF NO DRAGON!
 I'M THE PRINCESS IN MY ELECTRIC PINK DRESS
 NOBODY MESSES WITH THE PRINCESS
 I've got a bling-bling jewel-encrusted castle
 My Medieval bicycle has sparkly tassels
 My army of knights has the shiniest armor
 When I need to get groceries, I got a personal farmer
 I'm the top of my class, with my slippers made of glass
 If you see me come joustin', you better move fast
 Oh! nobody can wear a tiara like me
 I'm the kind of princess everybody wants to be
 I'M A PRINCESS!
 I'VE GOT A THRONE IN MY BEDROOM
 I'M THE PRINCESS IN MY ELECTRIC PINK DRESS
 I'M THE BELLE OF THE BALL, DING DONG!
 I'M THE PRINCESS, WOO!
 I'M NOT THE FROG-KISSING KIND
 I'M THE PRINCESS IN MY ELECTRIC PINK DRESS
 NOBODY MESSES WITH THE PRINCESS
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