I Wrote the Book

I put you up, I treat you well
 Tell you secrets I never tell
 We pretend, it's all ok
 But there's one thing we never say
 The world is full of good intentions
 Paradise is hard to find
 Say they love you but fail to mention
 Who they were with again last night
 Revenge, regret - I wrote the book
 Forgive, forget - I wrote the book
 Keeping secrets - I wrote the book on it
 Don't test me
 Heartbreak and then some, tell me where is a friend when you need one
 Before you take a second look, remember I know every trick in the book
 It never stops around the clock
 When I'm there, you speak so soft
 The runaround will wear you out
 You break it off, I'll break you down
 The world is full of good intentions
 Paradise is full of lies
 Tell you they love you but fail to mention
 Who they were with again last night
 Cheating, sneaking - I wrote the book
 Begging, pleading - I wrote the book
 Lying, crying - I wrote the book on it
 Don't test me
 Heartbreak and then some, tell me where is a friend when you need one
 Before you take a second look, remember I know every trick in the book
 Heartbreak and then some, tell me where is a friend when you need one
 Before you take a second look, remember I know every trick in the book
 I wrote the book
 I wrote the book
 I wrote the book on it
 Don't test me
 I wrote the book on it
 Don't test me now
 I wrote the book on it