Lovesick Diagnostician - Live at State Theatre, Detroit, MI - October 2008

Dr. Yang, help me mend this broken heart
 You got to help me, doc, I don't know where to start
 When she walked right out that door
 And left me crying on the floor
 She says she's only going to the store
 Dr. Yang, what's the lovesick diagnosis?
 'Cause she says she cannot cope with my neurosis
 You would think I had chronic halitosis
 Dr. Yang
 Dr. Yang, now her voicemail box is full
 If she won't call me I'm feeling like a fool
 The last time I saw her in her car
 I threw her shit out in the yard
 Locked her out and headed to the bar
 Dr. Yang, what's the lovesick diagnosis?
 Cause she says she cannot cope with my neurosis
 I could always hurt myself, doctor, she knows this
 Dr. Yang
 Dr. Yang
 All the king's horses
 And all the king's men
 Couldn't get back my girlfriend
 Dr. Yang, if you can't fix my heart in the end
 Actually there is something you could do instead
 Call my girlfriend from your number
 Explain that you're a doctor
 Tell her that I love her so
 She hurt me more than she could know
 And even with all your degrees
 There's nothing you can do for me
 Then she won't have to block my number any more
 Dr. Yang, da da da da da
 Dr. Yang, da da da da da
 Dr. Yang, da da da da da
 Dr. Yang, gonna kill myself tonight
 Tell her that
 Dr. Yang