Errant Dog - Seeds Version

Have you seen that dog?
 I've got to get him back
 I had him tied to a tree
 but he keeps getting out
 He's probably running loose with the bitches
 And when I catch him I'll give him some stiches
 Oh I love him so much, aw, that stupid bitch is mine.
 Errant Dog (Woo-oooh!)
 Errant Dog
 (Uh!)
 They're talking down at the spa,
 Now the word is out.
 God damn I look like a tool,
 when he goes running around.
 I'm gonna take him on court TV;
 Show the world what he's done to me
 Oh I'll drag his ass back home, yeah, where that ass belongs
 Errant Dog (Woo-oooh!)
 Errant Dog
 (Uh!)
 He's my everything; he means the world to me
 He's my hopes, my dreams, my general property
 Sometimes I wonder why I put up with this shit
 If I could I would become a lesbian
 I know I said dead or alive but really,
 Dead is fine.
 Just bring him back, yeah.
 Errant Dog (Woo-oooh)
 Errant Dog