Errant Dog - Live in Boston, MA - September 2008

Have you seen that dog?
 I got to get him back
 I had him tied to a tree
 but he keeps getting out
 He's probably running loose with the bitches
 And when I catch him I'll give him some stitches
 Oh I love him so much, aw, that stupid bitch is mine
 Errant dog
 Errant dog
 Unhh
 They're talking down at the spa
 Now the word is out (Ahh)
 Goddamn I look like a tool
 when he goes running a-rou-ou-ound (Ahh)
 I'm gonna take him on Court TV
 And show the world what he's done to me
 Oh I'll drag his ass back home, back where his ass belongs
 Errant dog
 Errant dog
 Unhh!
 He's my everything, he means the world to me
 He's my hopes and dreams, fungible property
 Sometimes I wonder why I put up with his shit
 If I could I would become a lesbian
 I know I said dead or alive, but really
 Dead is fine
 Just bring him here! Ha!
 Errant dog
 Errant dog
 Errant dog
 Unhh!