Bitch Went Nutz - Live at Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland - March 2011

I took her with me
 To the Christmas office party, mistake
 She did a line and started
 Spouting all her liberal garbage
 Bro, I'm so ashamed
 I never heard such shit in all my life
 I hoped one day to mold you
 Into the perfect wife
 But you blew my hopes sky high
 The bitch went nutz
 Started talking about politics
 In front of all my bosses
 Bullshit from the Internet
 The bitch went nutz
 I'll never be a partner at this rate
 Not with Jane fucking Fonda Jr as my date
 Oh no, oh no, no, oh
 It took me and a couple of men to restrain her
 You should've seen her
 When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr's
 Brand new Beamer
 She called us biggets with her fist in the air
 And as she did they all could see all her armpit hair
 Now they think that I'm a fucking asshole
 The bitch went nutz
 Started talking about vegetables
 To the wives of all my coworkers
 Yeah, cruelty to animals
 She thinks because she reads books
 She must be smarter
 But now when I close my eyes
 I'll be fucking Jimmy Carter
 Oh no, oh no, no, oh no, no
 Couldn't you have just nodded and smile
 From nine to twelve pm
 Instead of telling your conspiracy theories
 To all my bosses and all my friends?
 The bitch went nutz
 Started putting down the Christians
 And all about what the white man
 Did to the Indians
 How could I know that she never done blow before?
 She shouted, fuck Dick Cheney
 And then she puked on the Franklin's floor
 Oh no, oh no, oh no, no
 Oh no, no, oh no, oh right