Ode to Janice Melt

The best days of this century
 Started out so innocently
 I think you thought of everything
 It's like you were on ecstasy.
 I don't know, it's very nice and so are you
 Oh, I don't know what to do!
 We were right, so very right
 Then again my heart's a shell, can't you tell
 Janice Melt maybe it's your celebrity
 That made you wanna slum it with me.
 And then it starts all up again
 In this town love's pretend
 Sorry about your lobotomy
 Removed the part that had all of me
 Said it was only me and you
 Except your husband, that was true!
 I don't know, it's very nice and so are you
 Oh, I don't know what to do!
 We were right, so very right
 Then again my heart's a shell, can't you tell
 Janice Melt, I've been waiting you too long and I'm lost
 I've been waiting you too long, waiting you too long
 Ah, ah, ah!
 La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!