Funny Honey

[Roxie
 ♪
 Sometime's I'm Right
 Sometime's I'm Wrong
 But He Doesn't Care
 He'll String Along
 He Loves Me So
 That Funny Honey Of Mine
 Sometime's I'm Down
 Sometime's I'm Up
 But He Follows 'Round
 Like Some Droopy-Eyed Pup
 He Love Me So
 That Sunny Honey Of Mine
 He Ain't No Sheik
 That's No Great Physique
 Lord Knows, He Ain't Got The Smarts
 Oh, But Look At That Soul
 I Tell You, The Whole
 Is A Whole Lot Greater Than
 The Sum Of His Parts
 And If You Knew Him Like Me
 I Know You'd Agree
 What If The World
 Slandered My Name?
 Why, He'd Be Right There
 Taking The Blame
 He Loves Me So
 And It All Suits Me Fine
 That Funny, Sunny, Honey
 Hubby Of Mine
 [Amos (Spoken)
 A Man's Got A Right To Protect His Home
 And His Loved Ones, Right?
 [Fogarty (Spoken)
 Of Course, He Has.
 [Amos (Spoken)
 Well, I Came In From The Garage, Officer, And I
 See Him Coming Through The Window. With My
 Wife Roxanne There, Sleepin'...Like An Angel...
 [Roxie
 He Loves Me So
 That Funny Honey Of Mine
 [Amos (Spoken)
 ...An Angel!
 [Amos (Spoken)
 I Mean Supposin', Just Supposin', He Had Violated
 Her Or Somethin'...You Know What I Mean...
 Viloated?
 [Fogarty (Spoken)
 I Know What You Mean...
 [Amos (Spoken)
 ...Or Somethin'. Think How Terrible That Would Have Been.
 It's A Good Thing I Came Home From Work On Ti