Nobody Cares

I wake up hungover
 I go to bed smashed
 Like an alcoholic hamster
 On one of them little wheelie-things
 Every evening the same
 Every morning, the pain
 I start drinkin' at ten
 And by noon, I'm not feeling things
 And nobody cares what I'm talkin' about
 Oh shit, I just gone thrown up in my mouth
 Just swallow it, man
 Just swallow it
 Your opinions or your vomit
 Either way they don't want it (What's your point?)
 I think I had a point there, but the point is it don't matter (What is your point)
 'Cause it's pointless having points anyway
 'Cause nobody cares what I'm saying
 Nobody cares what I do (Nobody cares what I do)
 What's the point of botherin'
 If no one else is bothered?
 I was born in this town
 And I'm gonna die here, too
 I wake with a headache
 I take a piss, I often miss
 I often get a little bit on the floor
 I eat a piece of toast that I found toasted in the toaster
 Then I goes to get my jacket by the rack by the back door
 And then I get into my truck
 I drive a block to Ralphie's shop
 It's always shut
 I picks him up and drives us up
 To Running Rock and shoot some cans
 And crack some cans and shoot the breeze
 About the weather
 Or a sports team or a car
 And after that, the bar
 Nobody cares what I say
 Nobody cares what I do (Nobody cares what I do)
 What's the point of botherin'
 If no one else is bothered?
 I was born in this town
 And I'm gonna die here too
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 I wake with a headache
 I take a piss, I often miss
 I often get a little bit on the floor
 I sometimes try to clean the mess I makes from my mistakes
 But for whose sake am I making all this effing effort for?
 I wake up each morning to the same damn day
 There seems to be jack-shit I can do or say
 I got no voice, I got no vote
 I got no way to change a Goddamn thing
 I think that's a pig
 Who gives a fig?
 Nobody cares what I do
 Nobody cares if I'm alive
 Utterly uninfluential
 No regrets and no potential
 Every turn inconsequential
 Yee-haw, let's drive
 Nobody cares what I say
 Nobody cares about my life (Nobody gives a flying f-)
 Utterly un-instrumental
 No insurance, no intent
 Actually, I've got dental
 Okay, well, that's nice
 And I'm not sure what the point is
 But the point is, it don't matter
 Point is it don't matter
 'Cause nobody cares what I do
 Nobody cares I'm alive (Nobody cares I'm alive)
 Utterly uninfluential
 No regrets and no potential
 Every turn inconsequential
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 And I'm not sure what the point is
 But the point is it don't matter
 Not sure what the point is
 Point is it don't matter
 'Cause nobody cares what I do
 Nobody cares if I'm alive (Nobody cares)
 Utterly uninfluential
 No regrets and no potential
 Every turn inconsequential
 Utterly repercussion-free!
 Though arguably, not for that tree
 I think I pooped my dungaree
 No consequence at all!