Vidalia

There was a time when I enjoyed Vidalia
 There was no other fruit I dared my lips to touch
 My grandad, he prescribed Vidalia
 "For whatever ails ya", heart disease, the grippe, and such
 But to yourself this medicine you'll properly expose
 The benefits of health, wealth, and respect
 Oh, eat it like an apple of a deep-colored rose
 Sweet victory will be yours to delect
 But how my palate grew tired
 So sweet, so sweet, so sweet
 No thanks, I'll take defeat
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 I remember a dark and smoky den
 Cheeks of roast beef bloody rare
 Oh, whiskey-edged faces of barrel-chested men
 And I'm feelin' small, weak and scared
 I remember that nook, the way I shook
 Pain hurts, innocence be damned
 All red with shame and red with pain
 We all sit down to eat our leg of lamb
 Our leg of lamb
 We all sit down to eat our leg of lamb