The Happy Birthday Song

When I wake up
 In the morning
 Pour the coffee
 And I read the paper
 And I slowly
 And so softly
 And do the dishes
 And feed the fishes
 Sing me "Happy Birthday"
 Sing it like it's going to be your last day
 Like it's halleujah
 Don't just let it pass on through ya
 It's a giant among cliches
 And that's why I want you to sing it anyway
 Sing me "Happy Birthday"
 I mean 'cause hell what's it all about
 Anyway
 Sing me "Happy Birthday"
 "Happy Birthday"
 Like it's gonna be your last day
 Gonna be your last day
 Here on earth
 Sing me "Happy Birthday"
 "Happy Birthday"
 Like it's gonna be your last day
 Gonna be your last day