Measuring Cups

Get out two measuring cups
 And we'll play a new game
 Come to the front of the class
 And we'll measure your brain
 We'll give you a complex
 And we'll give it a name
 Get out two measuring cups
 And we'll play a new game
 Can't have the cream when the crop
 And the cream are the same
 Liquid or gas
 No more than the glass
 Will contain
 When you talk about the Hand of Glory
 A tale that's rather grim and gory
 Is it just another children's story
 That's been de-clawed?
 When the tales of brothers Grimm and Gorey
 Have been outlawed
 I think they're gonna make you start over
 You don't want to start over
 Put your backpack on your shoulder
 Be the good little soldier
 Take your places now
 'Cause we're all predisposed
 Measuring cups, play a new game
 Front of the class, measure your brain
 Give you a complex and we'll give it a name, no, no
 When you talk about the Hand of Glory
 A tale that's rather grim and gory
 Is it just another children's story
 That's been de-clawed?
 When the tales of brothers Grimm and Gorey
 Have been outlawed
 Just put your backpack on your shoulder
 Be the good little soldier
 It's no different when you're older
 You're predisposed
 That's all for questions
 Now the case is closed