Big Black Man

When I was just a little nipper
 Daddy told me "Son
 That thing there underneath your zipper
 Can be lots of fun
 When you get a little older
 You'll understand
 That every woman in the world loves
 A big black man."
 Now I ain't elite, I ain't no man of means
 But I got mean feet and my daddy's genes
 You just meet me once and you'll understand
 There ain't nothing in the world like
 A big black man
 Cause I'm big and I'm proud
 Singing out loud
 Dancing it since the day I was born
 Who's got the tools?
 Who breaks the rules?
 'Git back
 And let a man do the popcorn!
 I'm what your sister and your mother's
 Always thinking of
 They put my picture on the cover
 Of the book of love
 Never need a line
 I don't need no plan
 'Cause there ain't nothin in the world like a -
 Here I go,
 Now hit me!
 Hit me twice!
 Hit me three times!
 I do the monkey
 The mashed potatoes
 I do the jerk
 Now watch me work!
 You can look up and down
 All over town
 Ask anybody
 Ask all around
 Who knows the grooves?
 Who busta' moves?
 I got the...
 And the...
 And the...
 I'm/He's what your sister and your mama's
 Always thinking of
 I/You take up eight whole chapters
 In the book of love
 It's a long low load with a deep dark tan
 There ain't nothing in the world
 Like a big black man
 Sing!