Chipmunk Fun

Hey, fellas! Here's a letter from a girl named Mary
 Who wants to know what you like to do in your spare time
 Now, you can tell her if you promise to do it nicely
 Okay, great, sure!
 Simon? (I like to play baseball)
 Theodore? (I like to go swimming)
 We like to watch movies
 Alvin? (With pretty women!)
 We like to play hopscotch
 And ping-pong too!
 But we don't like to clean the house
 Scrub the floor, do you?
 We like to have lots of fun
 And sing these songs for you
 Very good, boys! What else do you like to do?
 We like to play football
 We like to ride ponies
 We like to go bowling
 With pretty women
 We like to watch Chester
 Mr. Dillon
 But we don't like to mow the lawn
 Rake the leaves, do you?
 We like to have lots of fun
 And sing these songs for you
 I like to break dishes (I knew it)
 And fight with the squirrels (Alvin)
 I like to pull pigtails (Alvin!)
 When they're on girls (Alvin!)
 We like to eat candy
 (Simon, Theodore!)
 And talk in school
 (Alvin, just a minute! You)
 But we don't like to study much
 Arithmetic makes me sick
 (Alvin! What do you mean, you like to fight with squirrels)
 (And pull pigtails on girls?)