Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass

They told me I was lucky
 To have my chance with you
 Now last year's summer romance
 Is this year's winter blues
 I treated you so nicely
 To jewelry and champagne
 But you left me empty-handed, yeah
 You left me feeling played
 And I hope you're happy with yourself
 'Cause I'm not laughing
 Don't ya think, it's kind of crappy
 What you did this holiday?
 When I gave you my heart
 You ripped it apart
 Like the wrapping paper trash
 So I wrote you a song
 Hope that you sing along
 And it goes Merry Christmas
 Kiss my ass
 They say I'm losing my mind
 I thought that for a while
 I tear down decorations
 They remind me of your smile
 I hate that mistletoe
 It makes me think of our first kiss
 You bit my lip, you pulled me close
 Then you taught me how to quit
 And I hope you're happy with yourself
 'Cause I'm not laughing
 Don't you think, it's kind of crappy
 What you did this holiday
 When I gave you my heart
 You ripped it apart
 Like the wrapping paper trash
 So I wrote you a song
 Hope that you sing along
 And it goes Merry Christmas
 Kiss my ass
 So sick if calling
 You won't telephone me
 No, fuck you girl, I'm going out
 I gave you my all
 But our love hit a wall
 Now, I'm jingle belling
 And everyone's yelling
 We'll drink 'til the bars shut us down
 Ain't that just what Christmas is all about?
 And I hope you're happy with yourself
 'Cause I'm not laughing (not laughing)
 Don't you think it's so damn trashy
 What you did this holiday? (so trashy)
 I gave you my heart (heart)
 You ripped it apart
 Like wrapping paper trash (wrapping paper trash)
 So I write you a song
 Hope that you sing along
 Here it goes Merry Christmas (bitch)
 Kiss my ass
 Merry Christmas
 Merry Christmas
 Merry Christmas
 Merry Christmas
 Kiss my ass
 Kiss his ass
 Kiss your ass
 Happy Hanukkah
 
 They told me I was lucky
 To have my chance with you
 Now last year's summer romance
 Is this year's winter blues
 I treated you so nicely
 To jewelry and champagne
 But you left me empty-handed, yeah
 You left me feeling played
 And I hope you're happy with yourself
 'Cause I'm not laughing
 Don't ya think, it's kind of crappy
 What you did this holiday?
 When I gave you my heart
 You ripped it apart
 Like the wrapping paper trash
 So I wrote you a song
 Hope that you sing along
 And it goes Merry Christmas
 Kiss my ass
 They say I'm losing my mind
 I thought that for a while
 I tear down decorations
 They remind me of your smile
 I hate that mistletoe
 It makes me think of our first kiss
 You bit my lip, you pulled me close
 Then you taught me how to quit
 And I hope you're happy with yourself
 'Cause I'm not laughing
 Don't you think, it's kind of crappy
 What you did this holiday
 When I gave you my heart
 You ripped it apart
 Like the wrapping paper trash
 So I wrote you a song
 Hope that you sing along
 And it goes Merry Christmas
 Kiss my ass
 So sick if calling
 You won't telephone me
 No, fuck you girl, I'm going out
 I gave you my all
 But our love hit a wall
 Now, I'm jingle belling
 And everyone's yelling
 We'll drink 'til the bars shut us down
 Ain't that just what Christmas is all about?
 And I hope you're happy with yourself
 'Cause I'm not laughing (not laughing)
 Don't you think it's so damn trashy
 What you did this holiday? (so trashy)
 I gave you my heart (heart)
 You ripped it apart
 Like wrapping paper trash (wrapping paper trash)
 So I write you a song
 Hope that you sing along
 Here it goes Merry Christmas (bitch)
 Kiss my ass
 Merry Christmas
 Merry Christmas
 Merry Christmas
 Merry Christmas
 Kiss my ass
 Kiss his ass
 Kiss your ass
 Happy Hanukkah
 
 They told me I was lucky
 To have my chance with you
 Now last year's summer romance
 Is this year's winter blues
 I treated you so nicely
 To jewelry and champagne
 But you left me empty-handed, yeah
 You left me feeling played
 And I hope you're happy with yourself
 'Cause I'm not laughing
 Don't ya think, it's kind of crappy
 What you did this holiday?
 When I gave you my heart
 You ripped it apart
 Like the wrapping paper trash
 So I wrote you a song
 Hope that you sing along
 And it goes Merry Christmas
 Kiss my ass
 They say I'm losing my mind
 I thought that for a while
 I tear down decorations
 They remind me of your smile
 I hate that mistletoe
 It makes me think of our first kiss
 You bit my lip, you pulled me close
 Then you taught me how to quit
 And I hope you're happy with yourself
 'Cause I'm not laughing
 Don't you think, it's kind of crappy
 What you did this holiday
 When I gave you my heart
 You ripped it apart
 Like the wrapping paper trash
 So I wrote you a song
 Hope that you sing along
 And it goes Merry Christmas
 Kiss my ass
 So sick if calling
 You won't telephone me
 No, fuck you girl, I'm going out
 I gave you my all
 But our love hit a wall
 Now, I'm jingle belling
 And everyone's yelling
 We'll drink 'til the bars shut us down
 Ain't that just what Christmas is all about?
 And I hope you're happy with yourself
 'Cause I'm not laughing (not laughing)
 Don't you think it's so damn trashy
 What you did this holiday? (so trashy)
 I gave you my heart (heart)
 You ripped it apart
 Like wrapping paper trash (wrapping paper trash)
 So I write you a song
 Hope that you sing along
 Here it goes Merry Christmas (bitch)
 Kiss my ass
 Merry Christmas
 Merry Christmas
 Merry Christmas
 Merry Christmas
 Kiss my ass
 Kiss his ass
 Kiss your ass
 Happy Hanukkah