Cop

Wonder what it was that made you this way
 Maybe as a baby you dropped your rattle
 It still rattles you to this day
 You better practice your evil looks in the mirror, they don't work on me
 Slowly crawling up from the down low
 The other cops still call you fatso
 Short fuse and a top to blow
 Unhappy wife, shitty life, hit the bottle
 Your whole world dropped from under you
 Left you with sorry excuses
 Left you with meaningless things to prove
 Like why you became a cop, why did you become a cop?
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 Wonder what it was that made you this way
 Maybe as a kid your toys were taken away
 And it still toys with you to this day
 You better practice your evil looks in the mirror, they don't work on me
 Slowly crawling up from the down low
 The other cops still call you fatso
 Short fuse and a top to blow
 Unhappy wife, shitty life, hit the bottle
 Your whole world dropped from under you
 Left you with sorry excuses
 Left you with meaningless things to prove
 Like why you became a cop, why did you become a cop?
 Shut the fuck up
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 After my court date, I'll forget about you
 I'll tell my cell mates, I'll forget about you
 After the jail break, I'll forget about you
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 After I'm through singing this song, I'll forget about you
 I'll forget about you