Answer To The Laundromat Blues

This number's bein' especially played
 And dedicated to all of the women
 From all of the men
 You see you women have a good thing goin'
 But we hip to ya now
 You take two or three pieces
 And go down to the laundromat
 An' take ya eight hours to wash 'em
 No good!
 We gonna buy ya washers and dryers
 And we're gonna put ya at home in the basement
 And we gonna kick the door down that goes to the basement
 While we can hear the washer when it stop
 And baby, baby, baby, when that washer stop
 You better be though
 Or you better have a darn good explanation!
 Don't you go get whupped all on the toenails
 We're gonna raise your eye lashes and whup ya some
 And if ya run fast enough
 We're gonna whup ya on the bottom of the feet
 Ain't that right men?
 Speak up for yourself! (yeah, yeah)
 There will be no more goin' to the laundromat
 Puttin' your clothes in there
 And gettin' your girlfriend keep her eye on it
 While you step out the back door
 You better take my advise
 You might need it on your vacation this summer
 I'd hate to see ya come up with a leg screwed off
 Or a eye punched out
 Yeah!
 Whoa! yeah, yeah!
 I know you don't know it babe (yeah, yeah, yeah)
 But things look bad for you
 Hey, I know you don't know it babe
 But I'm gonna keep a close eye on you
 Well, ev'ry time you go to the laundromat, baby
 I want you to know, I want you to know
 That I'll be there too!