Eight Easy Steps

Let's get it while it's hot
 How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment
 How to defer to men in solveable predicaments
 How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you
 How to have that not work and have them run away from you
 How to keep people at arm's length and never get too close
 How to mistrust the ones you supposedly love the most
 How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone
 How to feel worthless unless you're serving or helping someone
 I'll teach you all this
 In eight easy steps
 A course of a lifetime
 You'll never forget
 I'll show you how to
 In eight easy steps
 I'll show you how leadership looks
 When taught by the best
 How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist
 How to be all pious when you're really a hypocrite
 How to hate God when you're a prayer and a spiritualist
 How to sabotage your fantasies by fears of success
 I'll teach you all this
 In eight easy steps
 A course of a lifetime
 You'll never forget
 I'll show you how to
 In eight easy steps
 I'll show you how leadership looks
 When taught by the best
 I've been doing research for years
 I've been practicing my ass off
 I've been training my whole life for this moment, I swear to you
 Culminating just to be this well-versed leader before you
 I'll teach you all this
 In eight easy steps
 A course of a lifetime
 You'll never forget
 I'll show you how to
 In eight easy steps
 I'll show you how leadership looks
 When taught by the best
 How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else
 How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself
 How to numb a-la-holic to avoid going within
 How to stay stuck in blue by blaming them for everything
 I'll teach you all this
 In eight easy steps
 A course of a lifetime
 You'll never forget
 I'll show you how to
 In eight easy steps
 I'll show you how leadership looks
 When taught by the best
 I'll teach you all this
 In eight easy steps
 A course of a lifetime
 You'll never forget
 I'll show you how to
 In eight easy steps
 I'll show you how leadership looks
 When taught by the best