The Farm

(It's not a place you can get to
 By a boat or a train... it's far, far away...
 
 (Words from Wizard of Oz)
 Oaahh!
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 There's a cockroach in my coffee
 There's a needle in my arm
 And I feel like New York City
 
 Get me to the farm
 Get me to the farm
 Get me to the farm
 Somebody get me to the farm
 I got terminal uniqueness
 I'm an egocentric man
 I get caught up in my freakness
 But I ain't no Peter Pan
 Get me to the farm
 Get me to the farm
 Get me to the farm
 Get me...
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 Buckle up straightjack
 Sanity is such a drag
 Jellybean thorazene
 Transcendental jet lag
 Sanity I ain't gotta
 Feeling like a pinata
 Sucker punch, blowin' lunch
 Motherload, pigeonholed
 I'm feeling like I'm gonna explode
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 Yeah, I wanna shave my head and
 I wanna be a Hare Krishna
 Tattoo a dot right on my head
 Heh, heh
 And the prozac is my fixer
 I am the living dead
 (Follow the yellow brick road...
 Follow the yellow brick road...)
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 Take me to the farm
 Take me to the farm
 Somebody get me to the farm
 Somebody take me to the farm
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 Take me to the farm
 Take me to the farm
 Somebody take me to the farm
 Somebody take me to the farm
 Take me to the farm
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 Take me to the farm
 Take me to the farm
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 (Repeat last verse)
 Take me to the farm
 Take me to the farm
 Somebody get me to the farm
 (Wake up, honey... Then I'm sure to
 Get a brain, a heart, a home, the nerve)