Falling In Love (Is Hard On The Knees)

One, two, three, four
 You're so bad, you're so bad, you're so-
 You're so bad, you're so bad, you're so-
 You think you're in love like it's a real sure thing
 But every time you fall, you get yo' ass in a sling
 You used to be strong, but now it's "Ooh baby please"
 'Cause falling in love is so hard on the knees
 You're so bad, you're so bad, you're so-
 You're so bad, you're so bad, you're so-
 We was making love when you told me that you loved me
 I thought ol' cupid, he was taking aim
 I was believer when you told me that you loved me
 And then you called me someone else's name
 Yeah!
 Uh, uh, uh!
 There ain't gonna be no more beggin' you please
 You know what I want, and it ain't one of these
 You're bad to the bone and your girlfriend agrees
 That falling in love is so hard on the knees
 You're so bad, you're so bad, you're so-
 You're so bad, you're so bad, you're so-
 Chip off the old block, man, you're so much like your sister
 My fantasizin' must be out of luck
 My old libido has been blowing a transistor
 I feel like I have been hit by a fuck
 Yeah!
 I'm jonesin' on love, yeah, I got the DT's
 You say that we will, but there ain't no guarantees
 I major in love, but in all minor keys
 'Cause falling in love is so hard on the knees
 What are you looking for?
 It's got to be hardcore
 Must be some kind of nouveau riche
 Is this your only chance?
 Or some hypnotic trance?
 Let's get you on a tighter leash
 Own it, own it, own it
 Yeah, yeah
 You're so bad, you're so bad, you're so-
 You're so bad, you're so bad, you're so-
 "You ain't that good," is what you said down to the letter
 But you like the way I hold the microphone
 Sometimes I'm good, but when I'm bad, I'm even better
 Don't give me no lip, I've got enough of my own
 There ain't gonna be no more beggin' you please
 You know what I want, and it ain't one of these
 You're bad to the bone, and your girlfriend agrees
 That falling in love is so hard on the knees
 I'm jonesin' on love, yeah, I got the DT's
 You, say that we will, yeah, but there ain't no guarantees
 I major in love, but in all minor keys
 'Cause falling in love is so hard on the knees