S.O.S. (Too Bad)

Stagecoach lady, hourglass body
 Makin' thing's glow in the night
 Well, she would if she could
 And she'd be good if she would
 Only tell her lover, she be out tonight
 'Cause I'm a bad
 A lonely school boy
 And I'm a rat
 And it's too bad
 Can't get me none of that
 Salt Lake City, salt lickin' bitties
 Bogies hun, stinkin' of gin
 Well, my daddy was hard
 His face was pretty scarred
 From kickin' ass to playin' poker to win
 'Cause I'm a bad
 A lonely school boy
 And I'm a rat
 And it's too bad
 Can't get me none of that
 It's too bad
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 And it's too bad
 Can't get me none of that
 Loose old lady
 My Mama, Katie
 Chivalry was born at her feet
 Well, she should have thought twice
 When Pa showed his dice
 The night they put my daddy to sleep
 'Cause I'm a bad
 A lonely school boy
 And I'm a rat
 And it's too bad
 Can't get me none of that
 It's too bad
 Lord, it's too bad
 I said it's too bad
 Lord, it's too bad
 I said it's too bad
 It's too bad
 You know, it's too bad
 Ah, it's too bad