No Surprize

Nineteen seventy one
 We all heard the starters gun
 New york is such a pity but at max's kansas city we won
 We all shot the shit at the bar
 With johnny o'toole and his scar
 And then old clive davis said he's surely gonna make us a star
 I'm gonna make you a star
 Just the way you are
 But with all his style
 I could see in his eyes
 That we is goin' on trial
 And it was no surprize
 The boys kept kickin' ass
 As usual time will tell
 But some bitch in the choir threw waters on the fires of hell
 She loved to show and tell
 Lord she loved to tell
 But with all our style
 You could see in our eyes
 That we is still on trial
 Baby it's no surprize, no surprize, no surprize, no surprize
 Midnight lady
 Situation fetal
 Vaccinate your ass with your phonograph needle
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 I say lookie here
 Friend of mine
 Scratch like you need calomine
 Flamingo boots
 Soles a-creakin'
 Still in love and puerto rican too
 Ridin' on the wheels of hell
 Smokin' up our axle grease
 Oh the backstage is rockin' and we're coppin' from the local police
 That's right the local police
 Or the justice of peace
 Rock and roll
 Junkie whore
 Got my foot inside the door
 Knock knock, knock knock, knock
 Nobody's keepin' score
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 Bad times go away
 Come again some other day
 Topaz and sassafraz
 Will keep the blues away
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 Candy store rock and roll
 Corporation jelly roll
 Play the singles it ain't me
 It's programmed insanity
 You ascap if bmi
 Could ever make a mountian fly
 If japanese can boil teas
 Then where the fuck's my royalties?