Big Ten Inch Record

Got me the strangest woman
 Believe me this trick's no cinch
 But I really get her going
 When I whip out my big ten inch
 Record of a band that plays the blues
 Well a band that plays the blues
 She just love my big ten inch
 Record of her favorite blues
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 Last night I tried to tease her
 I gave my love a little pinch
 She said now stop that jivin'
 Now whip out your big ten inch
 Record of a band that plays the blues
 Well a band that plays the blues
 She just loves my big ten inch
 Record of her favorite blues
 I, I, I cover her with kisses
 And when we're in a lover's clinch
 She gets all excited
 When she begs for my big ten inch
 Record of a band that plays the blues
 Well a band that plays the blues
 She just love my big ten inch
 Record of her favorite blues
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 My girl don't go for smokin'
 And liquor just make her flinch
 Seem she'll go for nothin'
 'Cept for my big ten inch
 Record of a band that plays the blues
 Band that play the blues
 She just love my big ten inch
 Record of her favorite blues