Don't Wait Up

Don't Wait Up
 Said don't wait up for me cos I'll be gone till well past three
 Yeah it's one of those again where a couple's just turned into ten
 I know it sounds it, it ain't funny
 I've just spent the shopping money
 It's not my fault she's too good natured
 My mind's set on getting wankered
 So I drink myself into a state
 With a silly grin upon my face
 Don't wait up
 Say don't wait up
 And she'll be waiting by the phone
 But it was her decision to stay at home
 And all my thoughts for her are gone
 But my thoughts for HER are very wrong
 And pulling weren't on my agenda
 The fact I've got a bird just makes 'em keener
 I don't care my tool needs shining
 She looks game for a bit of grinding
 So we slither off like slithery snakes
 With a silly grin upon my face
 And I...
 Don't wait up
 It's just that naughtier side of me
 Say don't wait up
 It's just that naughtier side
 Don't wait up
 It's just that naughtier side of me
 Say don't wait up
 It's just that naughtier side
 Now it hadn't crossed my mind all night
 Then the convoy went from blue to white
 There's faces I ain't seen in ages
 They're all out to cane their wages
 Proper chuffed that we turned up
 Cos a week of work can get you wound up
 Jukebox has got a great selection
 A little groove might ease the tension
 So we bounce around like we own the place
 With a silly grin upon my face
 And I...
 Don't wait up
 It's just that naughtier side of me
 Say don't wait up
 It's just that naughtier side
 Don't wait up
 It's just that naughtier side of me
 Say don't wait up
 It's just that naughtier side
 And if she was a fly upon the wall
 I don't think she'd wanna be my girlfriend any more
 And if she was a fly upon the wall
 She would see me slowly drink myself into a hole
 Don't wait up
 It's just that naughtier side of me
 Say don't wait up
 It's just that naughtier side
 Don't wait up
 It's just that naughtier side of me
 Say don't wait up
 It's just that naughtier side
 It's up the bar for one last round
 One, two, three, let's slam 'em down
 This night's getting pretty lairy
 Geezers flexing, looking scary
 Some lad tries to call my bluff
 The silly boy, there's enough of us
 It's a shame man it was going well
 It's going off, oh fucking hell
 We're fucked
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