The Excited Southerner Orders a Meal

Performed by Adam Sandler and Jon
 Contributed by Chris Durkin
 Adam: And the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite
 diner.
 Waiter: Hi, what can I get you today?
 Excited Southerner: Hi, how are you...
 I was... if you could, tell me, if you... eh,
 the chef salad, if it, does it come,
 if you come... a la carte, if you see the... I
 saw the breakfast menu and the,
 and they got the, and the different entrees
 with the dspe-dspe-dspe-dspecials
 today, and the the and... I'm watching my
 weight... diabetic,
 with the low sodium... if you could broil... i-i-i-instead
 of fried, I ya, just, hash browns...
 I wanted to mix the ketchup with the
 may-mayonaise, make my own sauce,
 if that's, could bring out a separate
 plate for that with the chicken,
 your chicken fried steak... the blue plate
 special, does that come with the soup of the day, or-
 Waiter: I'll come back when you're ready.
 Excited Southerner: Hoooo...