The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson

(Adam Sandler):
 And now the excited Southerner gets to meet his favorite film actor, Mel Gibson.
 (Man):
 Mr. Gibson? I'm sorry to bother you sir but this gentleman is a big fan and he
 just wanted to say hello.
 (Excited Southerner):
 Well I... I can't... believe... I'm in the... laser disc... Mr.Gibson... I... I
 ...I... such a... got to... I... Braveheart was... you... you're... got your
 autograph... with a 8X10 gloss... your face was burnt though... Tina
 Turner... singing a song to the... mama... mother... mother... loves you too... got
 to... Bird On the Water... not such a good picture but... you made up for it with
 the Mad Max... got a... mail... mail was very... got so much going... and the koala
 bears... got... I'm a big fan... Golden Globe awards... if maybe the people's
 choice...
 (Man):
 Alright. That's enough. I'm sorry Mel let me get this moron outta here.