Steve Polychronopolous

I'm a big fuckin' dick
 I'm a pain in your ass
 I drink all your beer
 I'll eat the last slice
 I'll give you charley horses
 I'll pull your shorts down at the beach
 I always need a ride
 Nobody likes me
 My name's Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous
 I spit when I talk
 I swear in front of your mother
 I throw shit at the movies
 I wear tight pants
 I ask you to buy an extra Yankee ticket
 And then I don't show
 I tell you I saw your girlfriend
 Fucking two guys at a party
 'Cause my name's Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous
 I'll piss on your toilet seat and tell your dad you got stoned
 I'll borrow your jacket and never think of returning it
 Polychronopolous
 Pansy
 Pussy
 Shit for brains
 Douchebag
 I'll leave your gate open
 So your dog runs away
 I'll make fun of your pimple
 Then I'll grab your sister's ass
 'Cause my name's Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous
 And I don't care
 And I don't give a shit
 I'll break your brother's stereo
 And then tell him it was you
 You think you're better than me
 Well you're fucking wrong
 Everybody knows I'm Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous
 Deal with it