Mr. Bake-O

Performed by Adam Sandler
 Transcribed by The Brave Raven.
 I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV
 It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see
 I just lit some crazy ass shit
 that my friend overnight mailed to me
 I'm fucking wasted
 It's the best shit I ever tasted
 I think they fucking laced it
 Cause I'm so damn lambasted
 Oh my friend came over so I packed him a pipe
 I told him he better go easy with this shit but he didn't believe the hype
 He sparked three bows just to show he could take it
 Two minutes later he was playing backgammon naked
 He's fucking wasted
 It's the best shit he ever tasted
 He's lost in fucking spaced-ed
 Cause he's so wicked wicked wasted
 Oh I spent the last two hours
 hiding under my bed
 Cause I looked in the garbage can
 and I think I saw my Uncle Louie's head
 I'm fucking wasted
 Well my friend blew a hit into my pet bird's face
 The bird laughed hysterically and started to moonwalk all over the place
 He tripped over the toaster wire and fell on his beak
 He looked at the two of us and he started to speak
 I'm fucking wasted
 It's the best shit I've ever tasted
 My brain's been erased-ed
 Well fucking fried
 I'm sitting in the bathtub wanting something to eat
 I wanted a pizza the bird said Pepperoni would be sweet
 Delivery guy showed up four hours later, handed me his shoe
 I said we ordered pizza buddy, what the hell's up with you
 I'm fucking wasted
 It's the best shit I ever fucking tasted
 Oh fucking shit
 I'm way too baked